James
James It's 03:15 a.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Saturday, July 31, 2010. Well well well, guess what!!!???!! i gots the internet back bitches!!! soo you know what that means??? more pixtures! MORE BANNERS..... !!! more things that involve me being on the internet!!! excited?? yeah... i'm probably the only one. hahahaha yay!!! James It's 03:09 a.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Saturday, July 31, 2010. Well well well, guess what!!!???!! i gots the internet back bitches!!! soo you know what that means??? more pixtures! MORE BANNERS..... !!! more things that involve me being on the internet!!! excited?? yeah... i'm probably the only one. hahahaha yay!!! James It's 03:07 a.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Saturday, July 31, 2010. It's 03:04 a.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Saturday, July 31, 2010. Matt - FALCON POST It's 02:20 p.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Friday, January 2, 2009. The new banner rules. James is alive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-----!!!POEM TIME!!!-----
There once was a goblin girl
As ugly as a pearl
She had wax in her ears
And putrid mud tears
She cried like a crab
Got kicked out of a cab
They all thought she was foreign
Her ghey name was Lauren!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heyyyyyy, fuckfaces. I'll be coming back to visit the land of milk and cowshit from August 7th-14th. The reason? My cousin Nick is getting married! That weekend (the 8th and 9th,) I'll be busy hanging out with the fam, but the rest of the week will be for making the rounds to familiar faces and places. Helena! Come visit CT while I'm around! Chris! You too! James! Prepare to be boarded, ya scurvy dog! Pat! It's likely that I'll be taking a trip to NYC. I'll shoot you a message on The MySpace or The Gmail, maybe we could meet up. Matt! Don't break Florida while I'm gone. Nick - SMASH SMASH SMASH It's 03:12 a.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Monday, April 28, 2008. I want to smash all your faces in! Post those friend codes! id: PFLUG fc: 3093-6948-4171 Nick - Chris, your next assignment. It's 04:15 p.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Monday, March 17, 2008. Daigasso Band Brothers!
Matt - FWAAAAAAAAANG It's 04:29 p.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Monday, March 3, 2008. So Smash Bros. Brawl comes out next week. Who's getting it on the 9th? I am saving my online Smash Bros. cherry for you guys.
Nick - Carrot Pan-flute It's 03:52 p.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Monday, January 14, 2008. Chris, here is your next mission:
Nick - lulz It's 03:46 a.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Sunday, August 12, 2007.
Pat- James K. Polk It's 05:16 p.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Sunday, August 5, 2007. Hello all. Things I should mention:
1. I turned 27. Feels good.
2. Didn't go to Otakon. Bought a 23in Samsung HDtv a few months ago instead.
3. If yer still playing pokemon, email me. My team is ready for you. DS or Wii.
4. On Wednesday, I saw They Might Be Giants in concert. Incredible!
5. Nick Stitleman lives in NYC, and I've now run into him twice. Weird.
6. Speaking of living in NYC, I do... and if you are around, come and visit me.
Nick - News From the Front It's 09:34 p.m., time to shoot your neighbors and prepare their bodies for burial on Wednesday, August 1, 2007. Status report:
Month #3 back in Orlando. Attempts at finding sufficient employment have been, so far, unsuccessful. Attempts at pandering divinity for monetary compensation have also been, so far, unsuccessful. Attempts at seducing multitude upon multitude of beautiful woman have not been made. However, shelter has been acquired. I live in an apartment with two of my friends from Rollins. Have also acquired (thanks to the kindness of some of my more benefic associates) a mattress, a lamp, a bookcase, and a dresser. What's more, dormant theatre contacts have been pimped for great justice. I'm currently stage managing a production of Pericles, Prince of Tyre at The Mad Cow Theatre, and recently had some of my writing featured in a movement piece called Phobias. I borrowed a couple of choice actors from that cast and held a reading for the play what I recently wrote, My Pretty Hates. I've also found a new and excellent Kung Fu school, but I ran out of money, so I had to stop going for a while. The rate is very reasonable, I just don't have the scratch is all. I'm doing well. Send money and/or pussy. |
 MATT NICK HELENA JAMES PAT CHRIS MEET US
we all love to eat large quantities of meat... except for the female... she eats beavers (hur hur)
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